Pop fanatics, there are so many classy lines in “Drunk Text”, a new song from Manufactured Superstars featuring Paris Hilton, that we don’t know where to begin. But let’s just start with the music video, which finds the music-pursuing heiress spouting off such monotone, spoken-word gems as this over a minimal club beat: “I’ll be damned if I end up in same lame diner after this with last night’s lingerie in my purse.” Experience has clearly taught Paris well. Watch below!